Paris Hilton
First off, whose Paz? That’s the initial question. Well apparently, he is not into dating Paris as one of her past stalkers would be, he only wants her goods. Or should I say her sweets? Paris needs to beef up her security. Not only does this guy get in, but there was another man stalking her and showed up at her room with 2 knives. Now that was some time ago, but even so, where are her guards? What is going on with Paris where men want to steal from her, or kill her? Surely, her single wasn’t that bad was it?
Well, according to Paz’s facebook page his bio goes like this…

(According to his Facebook page, Paz is a Hollywood-based musician and a Yale University grad, who cites Tim McGraw, Kanye West and “Hollywood’s most influential promoters” among his fans.) hmmmm, so it’s not like he cannot afford his cake, it’s just, stolen cake is always sweeter. story below…

Paris Hilton’s 30th birthday bash in Hollywood didn’t turn out totally sweet: A party crasher named “Paz” swiped the star’s extravagant birthday cake — a $3,200 concoction with Lucid-brand absinthe mixed into the batter.

“Paz” bragged about the caper at length on a long Facebook note, “I crashed Paris Hilton’s Birthday Party and Accidentally the Whole Cake.”

“I woke up this morning with a birthday cake in my living room,” wrote Paz. “It’s big. It’s red. It says ‘Paris’. And its f—— delicious.”

Wow, he really had balls. Poor Paris wasn’t able to serve her delightful cake to her elite group of friends. Is this some sort of cheap joke? I do find his post on facebook funny, but …I’m concerned as well. If he could do this, what else could he do?

More from Paz…from Tabloid
The cake wasn’t going to be served to the guests!

The hotel heiress threw a bash at V-Moda Fortress, a privat e house in the Hollywood Hills, Tuesday night and an uninvited guest Paz, who got into the bash through his “well-connected buddy Kevin”, decided to take the three-tiered red cake after realising it wasn’t being served to the 300 guests, femalefirst.co.uk reports.

“I woke up this morning with a $2,000 birthday cake in my living room. It’s big. It’s red. It says ‘Paris’ and its delicious … At an inebriated moment I decided no one was going to waste $2,000 worth of anything on my watch. I had to rescue that cake,” Paz posted on his Facebook page.

Paz admits he had to come up with a scheme to get the cake out of the house without any of the security guards employed realising what he was doing.

He managed to convince the head of security that he had been told to remove the dessert and was soon in his car with his unusual loot.

Now this is by no means a top story, but it is humorous.